Oh, man. Hate to pimp a Timberland commercial, but it’s too much like my last trail run not to share it, but with fewer closeups of my shoes. Let’s see, the boar is my mortgage payment, the wolves are my deadlines, and the bear…yes, the bear is the looming specter of paying for my kids’ college in a half-dozen years. Is there a wolverine in here? If so, that can stand for mortality. And the angry badger can be that giant plate of nachos.